I would feel AWESOME until I realize that I am naked and female. With my luck the wizard would have left already for a D&D session and I would be a blue female pony in a middle of a bunch of guys. Did I mention, I would be naked.
Can you say 20% more creepy?
If I get turned into Rainbow Dash, will I be able to fly using her knowledge or do I have to learn how to fly?
What happened to my clothes?
Can I hold a Metrocard in my hoof?
Will I be able to get on the subway and sit down?
Granny: Get up blue pony, I am older than you! Me: Give me a break, I just got turned into a pony today. Other Subway Rider: Quit being a crypony and give the lady a seat! Other Other Subway Rider: You got 4 legs she got 2, its no contest. Give her your seat! *Other subway riders chant, "Give the lady a seat"* *I finally get up and give the lady a seat.* *While I am standing up riding, I get hit by a bike messenger's bike* Bike Messenger: Yo! Stop taking up so much space! Prissy Rider: Something smells like a horse in here. *Looks at me*. Oh, its you!
I saw this one older bike guy that should have known better. He just plopped his bike right in front of the doorway. People had to climb over his bike to get into the train. Anyone that complained got a nice curse aimed in their direction.
A series might be great.
You are in the mall and a wizard turns you into Rarity...
You are at the Rodeo/Ractrack and a wizard turns you into Applejack...
You are at the library and a wizard turns you into Twilight Sparkle
I just imagined myself being turned into Rainbow Dash. That would be...a bit weird, not only because she's female, but also because of just being a pony, especially HER. But whenever I see drawings of humans suggesting or doing sexual things with ponies, I get a disturbing feeling that's not fair to satisfy one's needs in that way. And just after I saw this drawing, it provoked me to think about who we really are and why so many people want to do such things to their favourite characters, what happens if they do so and why the hell I had never met any wizard and I'm currently not a pony(!).
Me: *Inserts face* "...Dude is this in your eyes what I think it is? This is a pony! And a really cute one!" Green Guy: "I don't have any eyes. So there is nothing you could see there. And now leave me and my Dashie alone!" Me: *Punches green guy in the face* This is not your Dashie! It is Homers Dashie! Besides, I wanna see his daughters face when she sees that a wizard turned someone into an imaginary figure WITHOUT that figure being raped by some weirdo before.